lessons in tipping

"When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things." 1 Corinthians 13: 11 (no duh.)

but when I became a drinker--- all those childish things came riiiiiiiiight back.

so listen, little mister asshole bartender; when you make me wait a ridiculous amount of time for you to acknowledge me, (maybe because i'm not 26 with polident, please see earlier post) when there is no one else standing in front of your bar, that $2 tip was earned.

you don't get the ability to just up that tip to $5 just 'cause you feel like it. that, my friend, is illegal. so next week, when you have no job, because your ass got fired for up-in' your own undeserved tip, you can remember me... the girl you ignored for 15 minutes.