26 and polident.

I want to be skinny. I'm not talking thin... lose a few pounds. I'm talking stick skinny. I want to turn to the side, and you literally can't see me.

I've come to the conclusion there's two ways to do this;

bulemia or meth.

both of which, will have your teeth fall out. but, if you're lucky, you'll be able to hold on to a few of those bad boys long enough to have your new shiney dentures tacked right onto those puppies. there ain't nothing wrong with a little dental work.

besides, you'll be skinny at the point. the boys'll all be in your yard, and they don't want your milkshake.

last time i checked, boys thought gummin' it was a plus.

numnumnumnumnum.