26 and polident.

I want to be skinny. I'm not talking thin... lose a few pounds. I'm talking stick skinny. I want to turn to the side, and you literally can't see me.

I've come to the conclusion there's two ways to do this;

bulemia or meth.

both of which, will have your teeth fall out. but, if you're lucky, you'll be able to hold on to a few of those bad boys long enough to have your new shiney dentures tacked right onto those puppies. there ain't nothing wrong with a little dental work.

besides, you'll be skinny at the point. the boys'll all be in your yard, and they don't want your milkshake.

last time i checked, boys thought gummin' it was a plus.

numnumnumnumnum.

and so it begins...

there are 1000 reasons why people start blogs: to vent, to promote, to bitch, to complain, etc.

but why have we started ours?

mostly, because we think we're funny. in fact, we know we're funny. and we can pretty much guaruntee, we're funnier than you.

so sit back, relax, and enjoy the ridiculousness that is our world. on a daily basis.

getamongstit.